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 Post subject: Farrah and Michael
PostPosted: July 12th, 2009, 11:06 pm 
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Farrah and Michael

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Farrah is at the Pearly Gates and God askes her " Farrah, you had an exceptional life and I'd like to know, is there anything I can do that will make you feel your life was a complete success"?
Farrah said to God "I always wanted to protect all the children of the world".
So God went and took Michael Jackson...
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Whats the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
Young boys jacked off to Farrah and Michael jacked off to young boys.

Hmmm,...Now do you understand the glove thing...?
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due to the fact that michael jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.
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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?

a. Farrah went down on Majors, Michael went down on minors!
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday? Halloween, because little boys are delivered right to his door!
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*Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
A: Disney films can still touch kids.

Michael Jackson had to cancel all of his up coming dates.

They were named James(aged 9) and Thomas(aged 11)




Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: About three hours.




Did you hear? The Jackson Five are offering a 20 percent discount on their reunion!

Will his organs continue to be donated to children?




Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”

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McDonalds has released the McJackson burger,
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.



I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…

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Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”
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Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

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 Post subject: Re: Farrah and Michael
PostPosted: July 13th, 2009, 1:47 pm 
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