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PostPosted: August 23rd, 2009, 6:30 pm 
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Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "Whets your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "Whets your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"


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PostPosted: August 23rd, 2009, 8:40 pm 
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PostPosted: August 23rd, 2009, 8:41 pm 
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That is funny. We might be better off with the robot instead of Obama


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PostPosted: November 29th, 2009, 6:42 pm 

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Haha. Gotta love that joke, but not Obama.


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PostPosted: November 29th, 2009, 10:50 pm 
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:lol: :smalllaugh: Smart machine.Saw this and looked it up,"Pray for Obama,Psalm 109:8" To funny (you got to look it up to :righton: )


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PostPosted: November 30th, 2009, 12:46 pm 
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:smalllaugh: thats funny :Yarighton:


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PostPosted: December 3rd, 2009, 8:01 am 
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Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.



Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.



Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.


Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.


Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.



Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.



Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke)



Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.



Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.


Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, “Yes We Can.” What will President Obama tell us?
A. “Yes You Will.”


Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen?
A. He doesn’t.


Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living.



Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.


Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.


Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.


Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.


Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.


Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat cake.”
Barack Obama says, “Let them eat arugala.”


Robin Hood took from the rich and gave to the poor.
Barack Obama takes from the middle class and sticks it to the poor.


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